Behold the Tonguila

Bring together a Colombian and some Cuervo,
and then before d'ju know.....
Out comes the TONGUILA, menh!
On all attendees befalls a sudden hush.
Children are sent away. Women blush.
A swirl of thoughts... we're in stitches!
The party-meter cranks up a few notches.
The TONGUILA has struck, again.